Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air pockets.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.
Q. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A. From eating with forks.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?
A: Dead meat.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
A. Because they can’t get their head in the jar.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: What’s the definition of eternity?
A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen?
A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries?
A: She’s got a checkbook.
Q: How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it?
A: with a thought.
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