Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn’t know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
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08.July, 2010 um 1:31 pm
some of the jokes were funny but others were just dump and this is coming a brunette you know the intellegent ones.so my advice is work a little harder on these joke cause i know you con do better than that!
02.August, 2010 um 8:22 pm
some dumb blonde jokes can be pretty mean
31.August, 2010 um 11:45 pm
These were really lame – um….why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer, not to keep the fridge cold, but cause if she kept them anywhere else – they’s melt. That’s not a dumb blonde – that’s a smart blone, which also makes the “what’s the same between a smart blonde and a ghost” joke wrong. Very lame guys……
30.September, 2010 um 5:08 pm
love um coppying them all down to show to my class and friends yours are best of all cant wait till new ones come out but these are still the best cant get over it i like the one where it says why couldnt the blond write 11 (because she didnt know whitch one came first) put the new ones one facebook so i can see