Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours?
A. Because it said ‘concentrate’.
Q. Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A. To avoid the draft.
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”.
Q. Why did the blonde take two hits of acid?
A. She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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