Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
A. In case she had to draw some blood
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn’t know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from St. Louis to Chicago?
A: She kept seeing signs that read “stop clean bathroom”.
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